you lie and cheat i might have to beat you you stab my back i might put the heat to you dont drag your feet you

know you have to face me its not just once that youve disgraced me



layout your soul get rid of the weakness dont diss your boys over some princess girls come and go but friends are a life

sentnce i'd walk away but your one of my best friends



there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

there is no piece of ass worth a friendship



a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend



there is no piece of ass worth a friendship



dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it

no matter the excuses or just how loose she is

what will follow wont pay for the juiciness



dude but dude

i dont know

i dont know what to say



say

i am a fucking idiot 

i never should've gotten into it

and i will never do it again

say

i am a fucking idiot 

i never should've gotten into it

and i will never do it again



i felt at the moment the two were introduced 

he's just the type and she's a toulouse 

so i took him aside

tld him she was with "D"

he said what do i look like a fucking lewinsky



two weeks later she was greased up

and screaming 

the story came out 

full details of reaming

so everyone hates everyone 

it's all fucked up

by L.A.'s worst starjocking slut



there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend

there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend



dude but dude

i dont know

sorry



say i am a fucking idiot 

i never should've gotten into it

and i will never do it again

say say say

i am a total piece of shit and undeniable hypocrite i promise not to do it again



your mind's a blank 

your face a prank

like you took it point blank

got runover by a tank

low rank frank

no lower than you sank

when all by yourself 

you're the world's biggest wank

with only you to thank

ass butthole stank

belching with all your own

piss you drank

and your own green spunk

from your morning spank

on your way to a dumpster 

with an armful of crank



there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it

there is no piece of ass worth a friendship

dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it

nothing will mend it

i dont recommend it

i dont recommend it nothing



say



i am a fuckingg idiot 

should've never gotten into it

i'm a fucking idiot

i'm a fucking idiot

into it

into it

into it



do do do

do it again



say say say



do it again