Jesus had some bunk weed and he sold it with a smile

All seeds and sticks, it looked like leaves - a tiny little pile

I said, "What the fuck, asshole?  This weed is total shit!"

He grabbed my cash, took off real fast, and flew around a bit

Hardly ever seen from, he's complete ghetto scum

Asking me to buy some bunk

Is he who buys Jesus Christ's horseshit