I got a message for all you spackos out there! urnnn! come on!
Call him Mr spacko, call him mr mong, call him Mr Wayne!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
Call him Mr spacko, call him Mr mong, call him insane!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
he says I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne
I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne.

Rap 1:
Call me spacko, call me mong, call me well thick, call me a dick,
call me what you like, because I'm so lame, i won't do shit,
laugh at me going up the road on my bike, i am so frail,
the problem is that my legs are weak, i go at the speed of a snail
everywhere i go, people point and grin and stare and laugh,
the reason for this is probably because im a nob, and i look so daft,
when the people looke and stare, the colour changes in my head,
it changes to the colour of my dad's nose - RED!

Call him Mr spacko, call him mr mong, call him Mr Wayne!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
Call him Mr spacko, call him Mr mong, call him insane!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
he says I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne
I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne.

Mr spack!!!
Mr Mong!!!
Mr penis!!!
MOOOONG!

Rap 2:
People all over the world they hope and prey to god for boys like me,
so I can move next door to them, and they can have a laugh taking the pee,
laugh at me both at home and at school, at Gable Hall,
when I used to go there I got cained, so my mum complained,
Mrs Reeves told my mum that sending me to Gable Hall was out of orde,
but my mum said i should stay there cos i could work the video recorder,
by the time i grow up and i reach a grand old age of twenty,
i may have what i always lacked - a brain, a life, IQ and plenty!

Call him Mr spacko, call him mr mong, call him Mr Wayne!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
Call him Mr spacko, call him Mr mong, call him insane!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
he says I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne
I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne.