Mister Mistoffelees tie dangles

 Kissed her isosceles triangles

 Slap some Burt Bacharach on me

 Teach me about your anatomy

 

 Love between the sheets

 Show me something thats unique

 

 Do you ejaculate after the first few minutes of penetration?

 Then you must read this important new information

 Baby is that where that's supposed to go?

 Looks like someone's been reading cosmo

 

 Love between the sheets

 Show me something that's unique

 Love between the sheets

 Like love between you and me