I am a working for Securicor
Take the money and come back for more
I want to do it cause I know I should
For the customer and the common good

I walk around with a big alsation
He'll re-arrange you with no provocation
And I'm the bugger who has got the lead
And you'll have to be bright if you want to get at me

Securicor cares, Securicor cares
Securicor scares the shit out of you
Do you want to come closer?

I block the pavement with my club and hat
Deal in money that you can't get at
You want to use me cause I'm up for rent
Well tough shit, cause I'm really busy

You ought to know me cause I've been a cop
Out of the army where I learned a lot
Some kids still chuckle when they see my van
But it's not all money sonny
Do you want to come closer?

Securicor cares, Securicor cares
Securicor scares the shit out of you
Do you want to come closer?
DO YOU WANT TO COME CLOSER?

I'm a private in a private army etc