I think I'll have just one
Well, maybe just another one
Of course, the third one's so much fun

It'll never leave you alone
And if you try and tell it to go
You'll just turn around
And bring it right back home

I think I'll have a puff
One should be enough
It shouldn't have to be that tough

It'll never leave you alone
And if you try and tell it to go
You'll just turn around
And bring it right back home

I think it's time for a sniff
Just a little teensy whiff
My head is howling and my bones are stiff
So would you like a hit?
Just a little teensy-weensy bit?
I think you're gonna like it

It'll never leave you alone
And if you try and tell it to go
You'll just turn around
And bring it right back home