I threw out a stupid common paperweight
And it went out into the country
To a place where other solid objects lie around
It's quite hard and so it's probably still there
And when I die it will still be somewhere...

Ha-Ha! I'm outlived by
That thing and stupid things like that

A man once took a very famous photograph
It went in books and even lectures
He said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness
Before he died, his wife him a backrub:
He confessed his lie- he'd took the picture in the bathtub

Ha-Ha! He's outlived by
That thing and stupid things like that

Scientists have recently found out
About a fish they didn't know of
That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas
It doesn't need eyes, and it's been there a long while
Since back in times of giant flying reptiles

Ha-Ha! I'm outlived by
That thing and stupid things like that...