Accident car, accident car
Going to where all the accidents are
Sooner or later, you know, you know

Hey there's you and hey there's me
And all these things we're left to see
We don't know why all the time
There's this one done and this one left
Always these things left to be put to rest
Waiting to be put to rest


Tell the drunks at the back to shut their pie holes
Cause they're not listening at all

Accident car, accident car
Going to where all the accidents are
Sooner or later you know, you know

Mama said to get things done you best not mess with Uncle Tom (refrain out)