He's always around at all the wrong times
He's a businessman, got his nose in mine
Lays down the law and says what he feels
Treating and a-getting all up in my grill

That man's got eyes all over this town
Got us under surveillance when I take her out
She ain't just his daughter, she's his only one
Sure makes it hard to get away from

My baby's daddy
Ain't no kind of crazy like my baby's daddy
Ain't nobody hates me like my baby's daddy, yeah
I'd married that girl a few months back
If I knew I didn't have to ask my baby's daddy

I'm just an ex VP of the FFA
And that SOB is like the CIA
I go from working on the tractor and the irrigation
To a date night livingroom interrogation

It's hard to get further than a kiss goodnight
When he's tapping on my window, pointing at the time
Old sucker rooster blocking my fun
I think he'd rather her be a nun

My baby's daddy
Ain't no kind of crazy like my baby's daddy
Ain't nobody hates me like my baby's daddy, yeah
I'd married that girl a few months back
If I knew I didn't have to ask my baby's daddy

Could've had the honeymoon and done been back
If I'd a just bucked up and asked

My baby's daddy
'Bout to have me a little talk with my baby's daddy
Gonna have him a son in law
Gonna marry that girl like it or not
That's if I don't get shot, oh
By baby's daddy
Can't nobody save me from my baby's daddy
Ain't nobody crazy like my baby's daddy, yeah

Crazy SOB, but I love him