What You're Missing



(Colton, Redlands....) 

(protegido por monos) 

(various town names, neighborhoods, mostly unintelligle) 

North of Broad... 

(peli roja, protegido por monos) 

Mentone, Yucaipa 

The name is MC Cracker D. 

The singer in this band. 

(listen up) 

Thats Cracker with a C not a K

or uncle understand. 

And if you?e got a problem 

With your geometry 

I can help you out with that 

Cause I have a mathematics degree 



CHORUS 

Hey, hey, you don? know what you?e missing 

What you?e missing 

Hey, hey, you don? know what you?e missing 

Now. 



(c?on peli roja) 



[Brandy Wood] 

Here I am the only girl 

So I get my own room 

Unless somebody needs the phone 

And then I get the broom 

(huh) 

Checking out the haircuts 

Not making any fuss 

I ask one up for tea 

But David throws him off the bus. 



(he was a drummer!) 



CHORUS 



(give me some room) 

(I smell something) 

(you call that a guitar solo?) 

(i? trying) 

(you call that a guitar solo?) 



CHORUS 

(watch me break this chair) 

(Professor Raagini) 



[Kenny Margolis] 

Me and my boy Sammy 

We?e hanging in the park 

(his science is strong) 

There? plants and birds 

(mysterioso!) 

And rocks and things we 

Best be home by dark 

Climbing up, sliding down 

Tumbling with the tots 

Swinging sounds of laughter 

Does anyone remember laughter? 

(yeah that was Uncle Led Zep right?) 



CHORUS 

(okay throw that chair Johnny) 



[Johnny Hickman] 

They call me Lonesome Johnny 

I helped to start this band 

(yeah right) 

Came up with MC Cracker D 

But was not in Camper Van 

(he was in ?icked Scepter? 

I play the lead guitar round here 

But Sometimes it plays me 

(your pants are too tight) 

And I don? look like Richard Grieco 

That pendejo looks like me. 

(ohhh) 



(protegido por monos) 

(play it professor) 

(his name is Professor Raagini) 

(when he don? play keyboard 

He plays tambourini) 



[Frank Funaro] (heavy brooklyn accent) 

If you need some riddem 

den i? the man for you. 

(is he from England?) 

(what happened to the Mexican guy 

who used to play drums) 

If you got a sister well ... 

I? da man for her too 

(dream on brother!) 

I may not be a singer 

But I play one on TV 

I wrote myself deese lyrics 

Wid a rhyming dictionary 



CHORUS 

(protegido por monos) 



We have lots of friends 

In our extended family 

Of freaks and geeks and wierdos 

That keep it quite unique 

So if you think you?e one of us 

I?l tell you what to do 

Step over have a listen 

Then you?l know just what you?e missing.