The doctor says  "Please  son  remove your skirt."
 "I'd be glad to comply  but I'm not wearing one."
 The doctor says  "That's strange  nor am I."

 A Scotsman throws a pole into the air
 The alderman all vote in some affair
 The mayor  he abstained  and ain't that strange
 he's still a bachelor? Perhaps he's gay.

 A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
 Professor's working madly in his lab
 The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
 There's just a hint of danger in the air

 There's just a hint of danger in the air
 No one is alarmed nor seems to care
 Everyone is happy, we're all fine
 We all fall in love all the time

 Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
 With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
 When we wake, we find that it has rained
 When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep

 So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
 Or rest your weary head and come to me
 Move your lips and sing this lullabye
 Move your lips and sing this lullabye