Will you accept a collect call 

from Robert Plant? 

We picked him up on Vine 

on a bus bench singing that song 

this is not the 1st time 

He was so cute 

Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical 

You woulda jumped him too! 



Why are the burners always toast? 

why are the stoners always stoned? 

why did the chicken cross the road? 

the Zeplin song 



I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance 

He drinks my beer and plays guitar 

He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home 

Play the same 'ol lead again & again.. 



Sometimes I gotta say shutup 

Sometimes I gotta say so what 

I don't think that it's so punk 

What's with the Zeplin song 



Sometimes I gotta ride 

sometimes I gotta hide 

sometimes I press rewind 

I gotta throw the trash out 

He's on a stairway to hell 

yeah that is him 

playin' the zeplin song again&again&again&again&again&again 



I'm a guitar 

honest pop single cut away 

please don't play that song on me again 

I'll explode 

I'll break all my strings, stop playing shit 

Like the Sex Pistols are anything 



Why does he rain on my parade? 

why does the song remain the same? 

I can't remember my own name 

I work for minimum wage 

oh go sell it to Jimmy Page 

at the crosses the deal he made 

cuz that song ain't goin' away 

Oh God the Zeplin song 

Nono the Zeplin song 

Here comes the Zeplin song 

Oh God the Zeplin song 

SHUT UP!