Come on all of you big strong men

Uncle Sam needs your help again

He's got himself in a terrible jam

Way down yonder in Viet Nam so

Put down your books and pick up a gun we're

Gonna have a whole lotta fun



(CHORUS)

And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for

Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam

And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates

Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee we're all gonna die



Come on wall street don't be slow

Why man this war is a go-go

There's plenty good money to be made by

Supplying the army with the tools of its trade

Let's hope and pray that if they drop the bomb

They drop it on the Viet Cong



Come on generals, let's move fast

Your big chance has come at last

Now you can go out and get those reds

Cos the only good commie is the one that's dead and

You know that peace can only be won when we've

Blown 'em all to kingdom come



Come on mothers throughout the land

Pack your boys off to Viet Nam

Come on fathers don't hesitate

Send your sons off before it's too late

And you can be the first ones on your block

To have your boy come home in a box