(Im going for a shit)

Come stay with me stay in my room
My duvet smells but so would you
If you hadn't washed in as long as I have
And i'll wash my balls if you say that you'll grab them
Nah i'm not gonna make you do that
Its just you and me on the bench where we're sat 
Socking back to my room and we can watch a movie
And your passion for you will go right straight through 
me
I'll say something like 'baby could you be the one that 
will always throw your love to me'
And you'll be like nahh your just some pissed break 
tryna get some of me and that makes me sick
And i'll be like nah hi love you so much and i know 
it's pathetic but i've had enough 
Of being alone on my own in my home
i just wanna be here when your screaming and moan to me 
'Baby i want you!'
But i know you don't you'll just point at my boner and 
say 'fuck off home!'

Melanie won't you spend the day with me
Melanie i don't know how to spell your second name but 
i'll try 
Melanie won't you spend the day with me
Melanie won't you slap me one more time

And i'll cry and i'll cry 
And i might wonder why 
This beatuful Mel girl don't like guy
Is it cause i didn't wash my hair today
And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way 
Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go 
Except straight up your nose
But you smell like a rose
Not that i sniffed you although i massively would like 
to
Your not just some bitch on a bench like the boys that 
i lie to
The fact is now i was drunk when i saw you
Did i not make it clear that i massively adore you
You know i'd even quit drinking for you
i shoulda been sober but i didn't want to
Before we started we were already over 
Cos i can't talk to girls when i'm sober 
Girls like you aren't common 
And when they come around i miss them
But i can still say that i sat on a bench with the 
prettiest girl in Brixham 

Melanie won't you spend the day with me
Melanie i don't know how to spell your second name but 
i'll try 
Melanie won't you spend the day with me
Melanie won't you slap me one more time
I'm sorry if you think that £1.50 was wasted
those were the best damn chips I ever tasted 

Melanie won't you slap me one more time

Melanie won't you spend the day with me
Melanie i don't know how to spell your second name but 
i'll try 
Melanie won't you spend the day with me
Melanie won't you slap me one more time