Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck
 Mickey Mouse wore a rag  pants in a sag
 Neighborhood kingpin  but his brother was a fag
 Donald had beef  so Mickey couldn't sleep
 They was hootin for a while  and it was gettin kinda deep
 Bugs Bunny had the props on the Eastside spots
 Known to hit a five from a mile with a shot
 Goofy was Mickey Mouse righthand man
 One day smoked a stick, and came up with a brand
 Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago
 A game of 5K, to eliminate Donald
 But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G
 Had big time respect, from the West to the East
 Haps up see, and listen to the funk
 First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

 Huey and Duey and Louie with a
 Shot down Mickey Mouse made .. Minnie
 Everybody know Minnie got shot down
 And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound
 Huckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of Dog
 Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog
 But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify
 Pixie and Dixie just did a driveby
 On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed
 And now Bugs Bunny is gettin kind of pissed
 Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer
 Bugs sellin drugs on the motherfuckin corner
 The future's lookin shitty in fuck city
 So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy
 Shit's on the street, no that's how it goes
 Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

 Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead
 Quick Draw McGraw took two to the head
 Huey and Duey and Louie got caught
 And now they in the county, ready to sell out
 Pixie and Dixie's on the run from the mob
 Cause they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job
 Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunk
 Bullet fucked up Beetlejuice, while Miss Piggy had a pump
 Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin
 So Tom and Jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen
 Goofy was a punk and everybody knew
 Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin brew
 In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark
 But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark
 Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up
 In a ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck