Common - Two Scoops of Raisins lyrics

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featuring Immenslope 

[Immens] Yo man.. I'm hungry man 

[Common] Ay whatchu want man? You want some breakfast or somethin? 

[Immens] I want a lil lil somethin.. yeah yea milk and cereal or somethin 

Somethin man! Just a little breakfast food, y'know? 

[Common] Mmm I don't know man (ay) let's see what I got in my cabinet 

[Immens] Hold on, let me see what I got in my cabinet 

Somebody hit me with a little, baseline or groove, knahmsayin? 

Yeah, breakfast food, UHH! 

[C] When you wish 

[I] When you wish 

[C] Upon a star 

[I] Upon a star 

[C] To follow what? 

[I] To follow what? 

[C] And where you are! 

[I] And where you are! 

[C] Party over here, party over there 

[I] Where? 


Look! I made ya look, ya dirty crook 

Then picked your pocket, watch me book.. 

.. like Guiness I'm a Menace, so call me hip-hop's Dennis 

So open wide, and say (AHHHHH) 

And I'ma slide my yolk, in your throat, and watch ya choke 

on the Uh the Ah the Uh the Daddy Long-Stroke 


Stroke Long Daddy Money, if my name was Sunny 

I'd share a scoop, Runnin shit like Rebels 

You can call me Barney, cause I took your Fruity - Pebbles 

Dibble like an office on Top Cat, top that, I'm fat troop 

Drop the loop, then a scooper hoop ya like a hula 

To school a fool I present, a church to repent 

I get you Guess'n like jeans, you're just a hill of beans 

I'm all that jazz, and I kick, kick, kick, kick.. 


The razzamatazz oh please oh please just give me just one more blast 

I +Gett Off+ like Prince, but I don't have to show my ass 

Pass the rest, like a test, if you slip then you'll get ripped 

with your handicapped pass route, and Tales From the Crypt 

I whip on that ass like base ba-bay 

The Sense is good-GOOBELY-goo, ask Gravy 


Or LaMont, or Rollo, down at the, Apollo 

Come follow me now (BO! Where's Sue?) I don't know 

Even En Vogue, be tellin me ya don't go 

When it's time for show (yea) everyone says 

ho (ho) ho (ho) couldn't be a slider 

cause I never slip, kick it like a Damme Van flip 

So don't come with your judo, cause you're just a Menudo 

emcee gettin chewed like vegetables 


Ahhhhh cabbage is a cabbage, a lettuce is a lettuce 

I'ma tear this whole joint into scraps 

I bust raps, perhaps caps, and trap the wack tracks 

Givin the max, for the minimum, not the minimum for the max 

Get more sex than Wilt the Stilt so you can call me the Stiltest 

You're takin shorts like Arnold, so what chu talkin bout, Willis? 

[I] Bout Willis? 

[C] Yeah Willis 

[I] Willis ain't talkin about nuthin! 

[C] It's Different Strokes 

[I] Let's get back to umm, breakfast foods 

[I] because it's, early in the mornin.. 

[Common] Well you can have your Wheaties 

[Immens] You can have your Flakes 

[Common] You can have your Kix 

[Immens] And you can have your Trix 

[Common] You can have your POUNDcakes 

[Immens] You can have your Loops 

[*both*] But you still gotta get your Two Scoops! 


To keep the hot raw, I'm rollin, rollin 

Bowlin - spare me! Fuss ya hushed mouth mush 

Lush alcohol's excessive like a Jefferson 

Movin on up -- progressive 

One time for your brain, cell 

And when I get through, you say -- aww hell man! 

Styles that I free won't, stop til the end 

Paper I go on and go on with the pen 

Get a max of funk, attack or sunk *huff, huff* 

One blow, and emcees are gone with the wind 

Kickin the dumber rhyme, I'm not a print 

but I'm fresh, heatin up like the summertime, summer rhyme 

I'm a dime a dozen, but I keep you buzzin 

like a bee, a dozen attempts is in the toilet 

Cause I flush the dime and I'm not a Leader 

cause I Busta Rhyme, a rhyme 

If I kick with Rakim, you +Run For Cover+ brother 

But I kick it with Petey cause I'm just another mother (sucker) 

Blo Pop time (it's Blo Pop time) 

It's Blo Pop time (it's Blo Pop time) 

In the mix, the dimension, J.B., and Chico 

It's seven, not six, my shirt extra-large 

but I wear, I wear I wear it well like DeBarge 

to the finish, makin ya eye pop, like you ain't spinach 

Then it's, time to let you know 

We count it up, one two three and fo' 

[I] UHH! Count it up 

[C] Nah we gon' count it down 

[I] Nah man, we're gonna count it up 

[C] Mmmm, let's get back to that umm, food tip though, the breakfast tip 

[I] Food tip? Well you just check 

[C] Cause you know what we need 

[I] What can I have? 

[Common] You can have your Life 

[Immens] You can have your Bran 

[Common] You can have your Puffs 

[Immens] You can have your Pebbles 

[Common] You can have your Krunch 

[Immens] And you can have your Loops 

[*both*] But you still gotta get your Two Scoops! 


Around and round and upside down and upside down we go 

WHOAHHHHH! I'ma sneak in the front row 

Not Jethro, I'm not a Jethro, on skid row 

I don't wear Monie's hat, but I was a Monkey +in the Middle+ 

Hey diddle diddle, you can Kibble a Bit 

I take a squat, and booty MC's be sayin OOOOHHH SHIT! 

Yo, I turn Bucktown into Fucktown 

You're just a field goal kid, and I'm a touchdown 

With the next point to the next joint, so tell Spike about it 

I'm all that, that your bitch be writin home about it 

Shout it out, praise the Lord, hallelujah! 

This could be love, but umm, don't let em fool ya 

Cause when I do ya, come down come down after me come 

Yeah sorry Sugar Plums but umm, I gotta run 

Run Jesse Run, keep hope alive 

I'm down with the b-boys, FUCK the Jackson 5 

You jive-ass turkey, a-pit-apitta-a-aperk be 

You can get ill, but don't, HURT ME, HURT ME 

Or urk me, cause see I'll outsmart you like the Urkel 

B-boys at the school of hard knocks, in a circle 

Pass the sess blunt, yeah stud, you ain't know? 

I wanna go bang, I said, bang-o, bang-oh bang-oh 

or bojangle jingle jangle on the jaw 

Hip-hip, hooray, oh now you wanna be all lovable? 

Don't push or pull, or you'll see, I'ma wreck it out 

MC's be checkin in but they don't be checkin out 

I leave em out on the canvas 

So click your heels twice and take your ass back to KANSAS..
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