Last night I came home later than expected
I walked in and hung up my coat
I turned out all the lights was not expecting a fight
I took off my shirt and went to bed
I was very tired and I layed so still
To think that an angel could kill
I opened up my eyes and much to my surprise
My life flashed before my eyes
I was so tired and I was so cold
Get out of bed is what I'm told
And before I could open my mouth I was sleeping on the couch
I was in the dog house again

Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah was all I heard
I didn't have a sheet and no socks were on my feet
But baby I love you

11am I covered in sweat
The couch was soaking wet
I opened up my eyes and much to my surprise
All my stuff was out on the lawn
I didn't know what to do I didn't know what to say
Not a good way to start my day
Before I could open my mouth I was sitting back down on the couch
Blah blah blah was all I heard

Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah was all I heard
She punched me in the nose
And that's how my story goes
But baby I love you