We ruined the neighborhood, 
we got kicked out and kicked around. 
We are the worst neighbors ever.

From Late night jams to party plans, to burning rubber. 
We are the worst neighbors ever.
Don't waste your breath on teenage youth, 
we've got these hopes and dreams it's more than what it seems. 
You're in a mid-life crisis. 
We know you'll never find us. 
So lock your doors and call the cops, 
we won't stop, we won't stop. 
We wish your children all the best, 
they'll end up just like all the rest. 
Just another worthless dead-beat dead, 
so take a look at yourself.

Can't you see you're the one with the issues? 
To name a few, you pick fights with kids that can't stand you. 
You care too much, but we don't care enough, 
because a middle-aged man really ain't that tough.

We ruined the neighborhood, 
we got kicked out and kicked around. 
We are the worst neighbors ever.