Parody Of Stinkin' Problem by David Ball (Ball/Shamblin/Ziff). Almo Music Corp./Hayes Street Music/EMI-April Music (ASCAP). Low Country Music/New Court Music (BMI). 

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), BLT Publishing (BMI)



Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

Pheeeew

Ban Roll On just won't do

I soaked in Clorox bleach

Lysol and Pine Sol too



Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

I filled the tub right to the top

I'll start with my Brillo pad

But I don't know when to stop



I wake up and right away

A foul odor hits my nose

What's my sweat glands start to pour

I'll stink from my head down to my toes



Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

Aqua Velva can't cut through

Calgon won't take me away

Mr Bubbles just says "pew"



Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

Put Dr Scholl's in my flip flops

Then I'll scrub my private parts

But I don't know when to stop



I've been called some filthy names

Why you no good little…

And a lot of dirty words

Son of a…

I'm in a funk but just the same

I refuse to be deterred



Deterred???



Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

Even lye soap won't remove

Ivory Liquid and Irish Spring

I even tried my dog's shampoo



(woof)



Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

Smell like a hog knee deep in slop

I wore out my loofah pad

Maybe I should try a mop



David Ball might have had him a hit

But Cledus T.'s done stunk it up