On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,

A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,

FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,

FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

SIX UCLAMINGS,

FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,

FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,

SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,

SIX UCLAMINGS,

FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,

FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,

SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,

SIX UCLAMINGS,

FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,

FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

NINE, AND

Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,

SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,

SIX UCLAMINGS,

FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,

FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,

NINE, AND

Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,

SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,

SIX UCLAMINGS,

FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,

FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S,

TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,

NINE, AND

Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,

SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,

SIX UCLAMINGS,

FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,

FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!

On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

TWELVE TUNA-TWAT,

ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S,

TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS,

NINE, AND

Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo,

SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS,

SIX UCLAMINGS,

FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS!,

FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN,

THREE SEVERED HEADS,

TWO BLOODY NUTS,

AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!