I was too scared to phone 

In case you weren't alone 

So I called up your best friend instead 

Because I had to know 



Oh, and when I asked her 

If you two were 

Still living together, she said: 

"I don't think so" 



And please don't think that I'm suggesting you're over-sexed 

But if he's really gone 



Oh please, can I be the next? 

Let me be the next 



And if you really knew 

How much I'd worshipped you 

Right from the first time we spoke 

Would you have relented? 



But all those looks we'd share 

When he wasn't there 

Do you think that was all just a joke? 

Oh well I meant it 



And please don't think that I'm suggesting you're over-sexed 

But if he's really gone 



Oh please, can I be the next? 

Let me be the next 



Please, can I be the next? 

Let me be the next 

Please, can I be the next? 

Let me be the next