I heard exactly what you said but I know that he slept in our bed

You should really take more care because all it took was a single hair

How would you, how could you not think that I'd realise?!

You must know you're just so terrible at telling lies

And did you really think I might not find out where you were last night?

Believe me, darling, it wasn't hard, when you paid for the meal on your credit card!

No don't flip, here's a tip: all it needs is a little thought

This will surprise you, but I don't want you to get caught

That's a price that I'll pay to stop you going away

Keep telling your lies, I won't criticise if it means you will stay

And you should probably tell him not to phone unless you're sure that you are going to be alone

This hanging up without him saying a word was maybe fine just once, but it's becoming absurd!

No don't flip, here's a tip: all it needs is a little thought

This will surprise you, but I don't want you to get caught

That's a price that I'll pay to stop you going away

Keep telling your lies, I won't criticise if it means you will stay

That's a price that I'll pay to stop you going away

Keep telling your lies, I won't criticise if it means you will stay

That's a price that I'll pay to stop you going away

Keep telling your lies, I won't criticise if it means you will stay