Where did the chinaman go?

Where did the chinaman go?

Bowled out of favor when the paceman move in

As pitches got faster with no turn or spin

"Bowl faster, bowl at him, bowl bodyline

If we can't get him out, we'll make him retire!"

Where did the chinaman go?

Where did the chinaman go?

Where did the googly go?

Where did the googly go?

Who still bowls a googly in this day and age?

When bouncers and beamers are all the rage

Forced to take guard with helmet and visor

Awaiting the arrival of Slazenger armor

Where did the googly go?

Where did the googly go?

Bring back the chinaman

Bring back the googly

And long live Dicky Bird