All my friends jumped ship
 I elect me the captain
 This is the loneliest voyage
 I've ever been on
 Up in the crow's nest
 Over there! I see land!
 First mate? There is no First Mate...
 This is the Goodship Lifestyle
 Sail away from the world
 So steer a course
 A course for nowhere
 And drop the anchor
 My little Empire
 I'm going nowhere
 I'm going nowhere
 I'm going nowhere
 I'm going nowhere
 This is the Goodship Lifestyle
 I fly my very own flag
 TV dinners for one
 At the captain's table
 Repel all boarders!
 Draw the curtains tighter!
 Where's the crew? There is no
 crew...
 This is the Goodship Lifestyle
 So steer a course
 A course for nowhere
 And drop the anchor
 My little Empire
 I'm going nowhere
 I'm going nowhere
 I'm going nowhere
 I'm going nowhere