Out in the woods to shoot someone
 "My lord your time has come"
 Right between the eyes!

 Fell his master not by chance
 Away with pomp and circumstance
 Come join our merry dance
 To the rhythm of goodbye

 Farewell the jewel crown
 Farewell the velvet gown
 Watch it all come tumbling down
 Goodbye to the crown
 Goodbye to the crown

 Goodbye to the King of Nothing, really
 Wave of a hand, not a life of Riley
 Part Nazi, part King Billy
 Goodbye to the crown

 Goodbye to the dear old mum
 Mummified on gin and rum
 Smile and wave and just play dumb
 Goodbye to the crown

 Farewell the jewel crown
 Farewell the velvet gown
 Watch it all come tumbling down
 Goodbye to the crown
 Goodbye to the crown

 Goodbye to the media whore
 And all the pious work for the poor
 And all the faces that she wore
 Goodbye to the crown

 Goodbye to the royal we
 And all its famous pedigree
 Let's put this dog to sleep
 Goodbye to the crown

 Farewell the jewel crown
 Farewell the velvet gown
 Watch it all come tumbling down
 Goodbye to the crown
 Goodbye to the crown