When i was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin on a string
she told  it was my ding a ling a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling
my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

Then mama took me to Sunday school 
They tried to teach me the Golden Rule 
But when the choir would stand and sing 
I'd sit there and play with my Ding-a-ling-a-ling 

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling
my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling 

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling
my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

once i was climping the garden wall
i slipped and had a terrible fall
i fell so hard i heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling
my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

once i was swiming though turtle creek
man little snappers all around my feet
sure was hard swimming across that thing
with both hands holding my ding a ling a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling
my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

I remember the girl next door
We used to play house on the kitchen floor
she'd be queen, I'd be king
I let het  play with me ding a ling a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling
my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

this here song it aint so sad
the cutes little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
you must be playing with your own ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling
my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling

my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling
my ding a ling , my ding a ling...
wont you play with my ding a ling