Fats Waller Version of Lyrics:

Who's that walkin' round here, Mercy
Sounds like baby patter, baby elephant patter that's what I calls it
Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us,
Me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I'd say you sure look sweet
From there down there's just too much feet
Yes, your feets too big
Don't want ya, cause ya feet's too big
Can't use ya, cause ya feet's too big
I really hate ya, cause ya feet's too big
"Do wahs etc"
Where did ya get em
Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice
Got what it takes to be in paradise
She likes your face
She likes your rig
Man oh man those things are too big
Your feets too big
Don't want cha, cause ya feet's too big
Mad at you, cause your feet's too big
I hate you, cause your feet's too big
----my goodness, gun the gunboats ----shiff shiff shiff
Oh your pedal extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
Got me walkin', talkin' and squarkin''
Cause your feet's too big
Yeah, Come on and walk that thing
Oh I've never heard of such walkin', Mercy
Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows do one

Chubby Checker version of Lyrics

Who's that walkin' round here, Mercy
Say at a diner at a table for two
There are four of us,
Me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, you sure look sweet
From there down there's just too much feet
Yeah, your feet's too big
Don't want ya, cause ya feet's too big
Can't use ya, cause ya feet's too big
I really hate ya, cause ya feet's too big
Yeah, let's hear it now
Where did ya get em
Your baby she likes you, she thinks you're nice
Got what it takes to be in, ar paradise
She likes your face
She likes your rig
Man oh man them things are too big
Oh your feets too big
Can't Twist, cause ya feet's too big
Can't Shake it, cause your feet's too big
You just don't make it, cause your feet's too big
Come on walk that thing
Never heard such walkin' Mercy
Where'd ya get em
Oh your pedal extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
You've got me walkin', talkin' and squarkin''
Your feet's too big, too big, too large
Yeah, your feet's too big
Don't want cha, cause your feet's too big
I can't stand ya, cause your feet's too big
I'm mad at cha, cause ya feet's too big
Hey,
Where'd ya get em
Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows do one