Ladies and gentlemen,

Boys and girls,

Get your boarding passes ready.

I'm about to take you to a place

You ain't ever been before.

Where insanity is the norm

And you can party all damn day.

Follow me!

(Ha ha...)

Step into my world.



[Chorus:]

Come, come with me.

I got anything you need.

Just follow my lead,

You'll leave early

But you see...

It's insanity.

So just step into my world.

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

Come, follow my steps.

No, you won't be ready

For whatever's coming up next.

We got music, drugs, and sex.

Come join on my quest,

So just step in on my world,

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.



Come and drift in space

Bring you to a different place,

Where it is crazy,

Everybody here got explicit taste.

Every girl is beautiful,

And I could fuck all of them.

'Cause it's Webby's World,

What else are they gonna call it son?

No one's locked up

'Cause everybody's good people.

No one stops the partying

'Cause every drug is legal.

Ha! We puff blunts

Fatter than a sumo.

Till we gettin' lifted

Like the roof

Higher than Pluto.



'Cause Webby's World is deep within

The parallel dimensions.

So follow me

If you begin to lose your sense of direction.

Webby's World is hard to find

Unless you know the address

And only I know it

So forget searching on MapQuest.

This is madness,

I need my perscriptions

Before I start flippin',

A Vicodin should fix him.

You could try to understand what I envision,

But ain't nobody enter into the mind of Christian.



[Chorus:]

Come, come with me.

I got anything you need.

Just follow my lead,

You'll leave early

But you see...

It's insanity.

So just step into my world.

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

Come, follow my steps.

No, you won't be ready

For whatever's coming up next.

We got music, drugs, and sex.

Come join on my quest,

So just step in on my world,

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.



I live in the future,

So you are history.

I'm so original

That nobody could mimic me.

Don't front to back

Kill it with my symmetry.

Like a drunk driver,

I stay hittin' trees.

Touch down

On the surface of my planet,

Disabled tractor beams

Cruisin' steady as I land it.

A martian like Weezy,

Homie I'm just tellin' facts.

We're both hunted by

The mother fuckin' Men in Black.



So come adventure

With the Mutant Ninja Rapper.

Outdo Shredder,

'Cause I learned it from my master.

Splinter taught me how to kill it

With all of my adverbs.

Now my word play

Is enough to knock you backwards.

Pop a pill

And step into reality,

Start seein' like me,

Fuck gravity.

Follow me,

I hope you're ready girl.

I'm a bring you up to Webby's World.



[Chorus]

Come, come with me.

I got anything you need.

Just follow my lead,

You'll leave early

But you see...

It's insanity.

So just step into my world.

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

Come, follow my steps.

No, you won't be ready

For whatever's coming up next.

We got music, drugs, and sex.

Come join on my quest,

So just step in on my world,

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.



Once you step into my world

You never leave.

Now jump into the world of make believe.

Tricks up my sleeve,

Now get lifted,

To a place where reality is twisted.

Nothing's what it seems,

And everything is opposite.

I will take the lead,

And baby you should follow it.

'Cause where I'm going,

You need to come.

Time to blast off now,

3, 2, 1.

Like...



[Chorus:]

Come, come with me.

I got anything you need.

Just follow my lead,

You'll leave early

But you see...

It's insanity.

So just step into my world.

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

Come, follow my steps.

No, you won't be ready

For whatever's coming up next.

We got music, drugs, and sex.

Come join on my quest,

So just step in on my world,

I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.



(Yep... yep...)