Yeah, okay.

I got high and wrote this song in like

45 minutes.

Ha, what's good?

Check it, ay.



I'm a go ahead and do my thang.

You just gotta let me off the chain.

Yeah,

I'm off the chain.

Off the chain.

You just got to go and let me off the chain.

I'm off the chain.



I'm like a rap star

Minus the money and the record deal

Bitch I'm whippin' in a piece of crap car.

But I don't give a fuck

'Cause I spit it mad hard.

You could inspect my lyrics,

Never find a bad bar.



I'm in my backyard,

Rollin' kronic.

Rap rollick,

Artists like Jack Pollock.

Drop shit so sick

I need an antibiotic.

I'm an otter

And I'll crack you like the shell of a mollusk.



Oh my God, it's Webby,

With a machete

Ready to go after

Both Jason and Freddy.

I am deadly like a black mamba

Sippin' Odwalla

Mixed with vodka

Runnin' shit like the Godfather.



So call me Corleone,

I'm rollin' with 40 homies.

And you could hold the camera,

Come watch your shorty bow me.

My first is in five minutes

Like off of the brains

Or as anybody bitch

I'll say I'm off of the chain, ay.



I'm a go ahead and do my thang.

You just gotta let me off the chain.

I'm off the chain.

Off the chain.

You just got to go and let me off the chain.

I'm off the chain.



I'm the next big thing

Incase you couldn't tell.

Give me one mother fucker

Who'd say I wouldn't sell.

I'm good and well

Hearin' me underground

Unsighned tight

Dude, I don't fuck around.



And see I'm buzzin' now

All over internets.

Webby's on the web

You're behind if you haven't clicked it yet.

I'm shootin' free throws

All you people miss the net.

I'm off the chain bitch,

Like an evicted pet.

Get it?

'Cause if a pet got evicted

It, uh, wouldn't have a leash on...

Man, forget it.



I'm twisted.

Roll it up, hit it.

I'm so fucking dope

They should put me on exhibit.

'Cause you know I rip it

Every day spittin' more and more

Magic than any Slytherin or Gryffindor.



Dumbledore's steppin' in,

Feelin' like the principle.

Don't need a body guard,

Webby's invincible.

My life is inimitable

But I'm a push 'em to the back

Like I hired 'em as actors.

I'll put 'em in a cast

With the punches that be flyin' at speeds above fast.

So retrace your foot prints,

Bitch step back.

What?



I'm a go ahead and do my thang.

You just gotta let me off the chain.

I'm off the chain.

Off the chain.

You just got to go and let me off the chain.

I'm off the chain.

Off the chain.

You just got to go and let me off the chain.

I'm off the chain.



You just got to let me off the chain.



I walk in,

They call me the kid like Billy.

Crushin' Keystones all night

Get silly.

Let's throw down at beer pong,

'Cause bitch I'm illy.

Hit six cups,

Then I re-rack 'em like Willy.



I am a Gremlin,

And I rhyme,

Never ending.

Stay gettin' high,

Got no time for descendin'.

People give me praises any time I get mentioned

Even though my skin's whiter than the belly of a penguin.



I need an intervention

Before I go brain dead,

With a pencil is the only time I aim lead.

But me and your girl gon' wake up in the same bed.

Wiping her mouth,

Claiming she never even gave head.



I'll murder K-Fed,

And hit Britney up.

Oh, you got two kids?

I don't give a fuck.

She said hit me one more time,

So I hit it up.

Lohan, I got a Trojan,

Come here you little slut.



So messed up lookin' for a pair of

Double D's, please,

Step to me, I fucking dare ya.

Oh God, I'm seein' double,

No Tia and Tamera.

'Cause I hit 'em like bam,

I don't need a Margera.



I'm a go ahead and do my thang.

You just gotta let me off the chain.

I'm off the chain.

Off the chain.

You just got to go and let me off the chain.

I'm off the chain.

Off the chain.

You just got to go and let me off the chain.

I'm off the chain.



You just got to let me off the chain. [x2]