Couple of cover charge stamps got her hand looking like a rainbow

In and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blows

She's either a bachelorette or coming off a breakup

Take a drunk girl home



She's bouncing like a pinball

Singing every word she never knew

Dancing with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the room

Her hairs a perfect mess, falling out of that dress

Take a drunk girl home



Take a drunk girl home

Let her sleep all alone

Leave her keys on the counter your number by her phone

Pick up her life she threw on the floor

Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door

That's how she knows the difference between a boy and man

Take a drunk girl home



You leave her drive for a dive

You get something bad to eat

They're singing closing time at that little bar across the street

Then two by two strangers and lovers headed for the covers hooking up

That TV in your two bedroom sounds turned off

Through the paper thin walls you can hear the neighbor's cigarette cough

There's a million things you could be doing, but there's one thing you're damn sure glad you did



Take a drunk girl home

Let her sleep all alone

Leave her keys on the counter your number by the phone

Pick up her life she threw on the floor

Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door

That's how you know the difference in a boy and man

Take a drunk girl home



Took a drunk girl home

In the sober light of dawn

She left you a message she thanked you on the phone

Cause you picked up her life she threw on the floor

You left the hall lights on walked out and locked the door

That's how she knows the difference between a boy and man

Take a drunk girl home



You took a drunk girl home

Take a drunk girl home