I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you

Some get their kicks from cocaine
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
It would bore me terrifically too
Still I get a kick out of you

I get a kick every time I see you standing there before 
me
I get a kick though it's clear to see, you obviously do 
not adore me
I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high with some gal in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
Still I get a kick out of you