All the good girls are scared of me 

Even though I've done nothing wrong

They say I'm tryin' harder than I have to be

I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn



I got one of those haircuts and a distant stare

And some cardio for my lungs

Then I shaved my chest hair there's nothing there

I ain't never got nothin' done



Well as I look out from under my Itty Bitty Booklight

I think how my friends think I should get on that horse again

Well maybe they got a point cause I sit alone here every night

And talk to myself as I apply face cream before bed



All the good girls are scared of me 

Even though I've done nothing wrong

They say I'm tryin' harder than I have to be

I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn



I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn

I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn



Good girl

Did you hafta be a good girl

Would you think that it'd be better if I lied

You and me are gonna make it if we try



Oh Good girl

Did you hafta be a good girl

You know what cause I know what you really like

Imitate Austin Powers all the time



Oh Good girl

Did you hafta be a good girl

Did you hafta be a good girl

Did you hafta be a good girl



Oh Good girl

Did you hafta be a good girl

Did you hafta be a good girl

Did you hafta be a good girl