If I'm not important why's the only time that you phone me

when your boyfriend's away and you're calling to say that you're lonely



You've been lying to people you knew

since you left the womb

thought it wouldn't, but then it happened to me



right away I loved your eyes and you loved my mouth

stole a bunch of your parents' air-miles and heading south



as long as it didn't come off the street

it was stuff you allowed me to eat

we had a good time then it was more than I thought it would be 



now, when it felt right it felt kinda wrong

you simply wanted, we did so

I now know, when you lie, your eyebrows raise a little bit



I'm gonna put the donkey

right where the boss told me to

I don't believe, it's tough, I know, I shouldn't be

C.G.I.T. [...]



that time thought i was the only guy that you did this with

then I found out I was a couple down on your favorites list



I thought that there must be one too

cause you [...] when I see you

I'm gonna take that as a perfect cue to leave

I guess it's as good as it could have been

C.G.I.T.