My Shiny Teeth And Me 

-sung by Chip Skylark (Chris Kirkpatrick)

When I'm feeling lonley

Sad as can be

All by myself

An uncharted island 

In an endless sea



What makes me happy

Fills me up with glee

Those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw

My shiny teeth and me



My shiny teeth that twinkle

Just like the stars in space

My shiny teeth that sparkle

Add beauty to my face



My shiny teeth that glisten

Just like a Christmas tree

You know they'd walk a mile just to see me smile

(Woo!)

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)



Yes they're all so perfect

So white and pearly

Brush gargle rinse

A couple breath mints

My shiny teeth and me



My shiny teeth so awesome

(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)

Just like a favorite song

(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth I floss them

(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)

So they'll grow to be real strong

(He's got really shiny teeth)



My shiny teeth I love them

(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)

And they all love me

(Ahh...)

But should I talk to you when I got 32

(Woo!)

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)



My shiny teeth that twinkle

(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)

Just like the stars in space

(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth that sparkle

(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)

Add beauty to my face

(He's got really shiny teeth)



My shiny teeth that glisten

Just like a Christmas tree

You know they'd walk a mile just to see me smile

(Woo!)

My shiny teeth and me

(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)