Song: Coffeeshop
Artist: Chinese Happy
Album: Apathy is Worse than Hatred

Third time today I've stopped for coffee
Just to see if maybe she'll notice me
Came up to my table, smiled and said
"May I help you?"
God, she's waiting on me!
I come her everyday for the past
Four months but I've never had the pleasure
Even though she works most Wednesdays and Fridays
And Saturday nights

Chorus
Take take take, taking my time
For Christ's sake sake sake
Just grow a spine this time
I'm gonna make him mine
Make make make my racing heart stop
And come with me to the coffee shop
No not this one, the one that serves Valdez

Third time today I've seen him stop in
He must live close, within walking
Distance, so maybe he'll walk me home
Or out for some coffee
Wait!  Isn't coffee what he just asked for?
Today's the first day I've taken his order
Even though he's here most Wednesdays and Fridays
And Saturday nights

Chorus

I saw her in her Blondie shirt today
I heard him listening to Blondie yesterday
She sure has some great taste in her music
And these beautiful brown eyes
I saw him order soy milk Wednesday
I heard her mention an intolerance to dairy
We could share the same lactose free meal
Yikes!  Time to bring him his coffee

Chorus

She asked me if she could get me anything
I'd like to give his telephone a ring
Maybe I should say "Nothing much, just your number"
He hesitated then told me "Just the bill"
I just can't do it, maybe next month I will
This could be my last chance
Should I give him his coffee free?

Five five five, five dollar tip
I just let my only chance slip
He/ she prolly thinks I'm no good anyway
But what about my tip?
He's such a nice guy
I guess I'll have to wait until my next chance comes by
Gee thank you
It was nothing
Please come again