Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell 
Miss Suzy went to heaven,
The steamboat went to --

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from --

Behind the refrigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it
And cut her little --

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their --

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the dark, dark, dark!