[VELMA]

Come on babe

Why don't we paint the town?

And all that Jazz



I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz



Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot



It's just a noisy hall 

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all 

That 

Jazz



[VELMA]

Slick your hair

And wear your buckle shoes

And all that Jazz



I hear that Father Dip

Is gonna blow the blues

And all that Jazz



Hold on, hun

We're gonna bunny hug

I bought some aspirin 

Down at United Drug

In case you shake apart 

And want a brand new start

To do that-



[ROXIE]

Jazz



[COMPANY]

skit two!



[VELMA]

And all that Jazz



[COMPANY]

hotshot!

Whoopee!



[VELMA]

And all that Jazz



[COMPANY]

Ha! Ha! Ha!



[VELMA]

Find a flask

We're playing fast and loose



[ALL]

And all that jazz



[VELMA]

Right up here

Is where I store the juice



[ALL]

And all that jazz



[VELMA]

Come on, babe

We're gonna brush the sky

I bet you lucky Lindy

Never flew so high

'Cause in the stratosphere

How could he lend an ear

to all that Jazz?



[VELMA]

Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake



[COMPANY]

And all that jazz



[VELMA]

Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break



[COMPANY]

And all that jazz



[VELMA]

Show her where to park her girdle

Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle



[COMPANY]

And If she hears her baby squeal

It's For all that jazz



[VELMA]

And all that jazz



And all that jazz



Come on babe

Why don't we paint

The town?

And all that jazz



I'm gonna

Rouge my knees

And roll my

Stockings down

And all that jazz



Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all that-



[COMPANY]

jazz



[VELMA]

No, I'm no one's wife

But, oh, I love my life

And all that Jazz!



[COMPANY]

That Jazz!