Combo number five on the menu A little slice of life Put some melted cheese on top And cut it in half with a knife

You got your basic first forty years Where you work all day and night But by then you realize that this shit aint worth the fight

And I've been sitting through mass Sitting through class Thinking am I lighting this table on fire

I got my lighter in hand A shirt that reads spam Living life right down to the wire

Working all day long Quick get to the bong Its the only relief in the day

Matches in this book This world Im gonna toak As I try to live my way

Now youve finished your happy meal Now youre lost spotting some time You ordered a table for two And your chickens getting dry

Add some condemen-tays just to give it a little spice Then you give your fist a kiss and roll your lifes dice

And I've been sitting through mass Sitting through class Thinking am I lighting this table on fire

I got my lighter in hand A shirt that reads spam Living life right down to the wire

Working all day long Quick get to the bong Its the only relief in the day

Matches in this book This world Im gonna toak As I try to live my way

And I've been sitting through mass Sitting through class Thinking am I lighting this table on fire

I got my lighter in hand A shirt that reads spam A little slice of life (background)

And I've been sitting through mass Sitting through class Thinking am I lighting this table on fire

I got my lighter in hand A shirt that reads spam Living life right down to the wire

Working all day long Quick get to the bong Its the only relief in the day

Matches in this book This world Im gonna cook As I try to live my way

Soda pop a beep toy of bop A pump or two more A new v-box, new shoes A boose to the loser to the fools Who cant understand that you have to pay the dues

And I've been sitting through mass Sitting through class Thinking am I lighting this table on fire

I got my lighter in hand A shirt that reads spam Living life right down to the wire

Working all day long Quick get to the bong Its the only relief in the day

Matches in this book This world Im gonna toak As I try to live my way

And I've been sitting through mass Sitting through class Thinking am I lighting this table on fire

I got my lighter in hand A shirt that reads spam A little slice of life A little slice of life