Well the bum was in my trash

He's pickin' out all the cans 

Firewater burnin' up his poor swollen glands

The lysol and listerine it went to his head

He eats boot black rotted on a piece of white bread

He did the pink, the pink elephant

Blinded by the sauce you know

I'd rather stay bent

I do the pink, the pink elephant

Blinded by the sauce you know

I'd rather stay bent



Sleazy P. Martini ran the pink elephant

With hot-pink curtains where the sloe gin decants

A shave and a haircut knock knock

Would for sure get you in to see

The cherry poppin' daddies play

The lampshades were zebra skin

We did the pink, the pink elephant

Blinded by the sauce you know

I'd rather stay bent

I do the pink, the pink elephant

Blinded by the sauce you know

I'd rather stay rather stay bent

I'd rather stay bent



My mouth is like a circus but I'm always in debt

I'd never pass the bar unless I thought it was wet

But that's the way they sucker me to my final dissolve

But when they set'em up i'm drinkin'em down

I did the pink the pink elephant

Blinded by the sauce you know

I'd rather stay bent 

I do the pink, the pink elephant

Blinded by the sauce you know

I'd rather stay, I'd rather stay

I'd rather stay bent