(Writer: Harlan Howard)

To steel him's been your number one ambition
Bur sister here's one safe that you don't have to crack
I'll hand him over under one condition
A deal's a deal and you can't give him back.

Chorus:
'Cause he's a good ole boy
Good for nothing
Good at lying, good at loving
Good at leaving
When the rent comes due
He's a good ole boy and I'm a good ole girl
So I'll give him to you.

Go ahead and take him with my blessing
He might even let you be his Sunday girl
If your not used to worrying and guessing
He'll soon shake up your cozy little world.

Chorus:
'Cause he's a good ole boy
Good for nothing
Good at lying, good at loving
Good at leaving
When the rent comes due
He's a good ole boy and I'm a good ole girl
So I'll give him to you.

Chorus:
'Cause he's a good ole boy
Good for nothing
Good at lying, good at loving
Good at leaving
When the rent comes due
He's a good ole boy and I'm a good ole girl
So I'll give him to you.

He's a good ole boy and I'm a good ole girl
And I'll give him to you...