[Mr. Salt]

How can I possibly refuse



When Veruca says



[Veruca]

MORE!!!



[Mr. Salt]

I buy another store, and when Veruca says



[Veruca]

NOW!!!



[Mr. Salt]

The sweat forms on my brow and when Veruca says



[Veruca]

AGAIN!!!



[Mr. Salt]

No matter where or when

We better all count out for



[Veruca]

MORE, NOW, AGAIN!!!



[Mr. Salt]

When Veruca says



[Veruca]

OUT!!!



[Mr. Salt]

There's no reasonable doubt,

And when Veruca says



[Veruca]

FETCH!!!



[Mr. Salt]

Well there's no time to go fetch,

And when Veruca says



[Veruca]

OBEY!!!



[Mr. Salt]

You better find a way to make a dollar stretch for



[Veruca]

OUT, FETCH, OBEY!!!



[Mr. Salt]

Now when she heard of Wonka's prize she started to attack,

So I told my peanut shellers: 'Here's a tougher nut to crack.

You each a thousand Wonka bars, start shelling them at once!

For when Veruca's happy it's much better for her pappy...'

For forty days and forty nights the ladies tried to pick it,

And always to the music of:



[Veruca]

I want a Golden Ticket,

I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!!!



[Mr. Salt]

And then a girl cried out and in her hand a penesier!

A Golden Ticket on display and what did "sweet" Veruca say?



[Veruca]

Daddy?



[Mr. Salt]

Yes?



[Veruca]

Buy me North Korea!



[Mr. Salt]

Uggghh...

When Veruca says



[Veruca]

BUY!!!



[Mr. Salt]

It's like a battle cry,

And when Veruca says



[Veruca]

MINE!!!



[Mr. Salt]

It's chilling for the spine,

And if Veruca said,



[Veruca]

PLEEAASSEE!!



[Mr. Salt]

I'd know it's just a tease before her



[Veruca]

MORE, NOW, OUT, BUY, FETCH, MINE!!!



[Mr. Salt]

And when she finally goes to sleep and we pray and say Amen,

Until tomorrow when it all begins...



[Both Simultaneously]

AAAGAAIINN!!!