I see you and your bowl cut hair
When you walk by you just stare
You can't figure out why I'm so ugly
but to see you grossed out makes me so happy

Fucking R.A.! Fucking R.A.! glad I'm not like you
Fucking R.A.! Fucking R.A.! I hate your hiking books
Fucking R.A.! Fucking R.A.! I'll shave that goatee
Fucking R.A.! Fucking R.A.! glad yer not like me

Well, fuck you and your motorcycle
You wrote me up for riding my skateboard
Don't worry asshole, you'll get yers.

Fucking R.A.! Fucking R.A.! glad I'm not like you
Fucking R.A.! Fucking R.A.! I hate your hiking books
Fucking R.A.! Fucking R.A.! I'll shave that goatee
Fucking R.A.! Fucking R.A.! glad yer not like me