Give a man a uniform 

He'll give you a hard time 

Educate you about AIDS 

The new moralistic crime 

Things they never dreamed of 

When they were a youth 

No drink, no drugs, no women 

And always tell the absolute goddamn truth 

Goddamn truth! 

Uniform choice! 

Things were really different 

In those far gone days 

No punk, bloody murderers, 

Revolutionaries or gays 

People always knew 

Their own place in life 

To stay at home, have some kids 

And fuck their fucking wife