Feel uptight, don't feel right 

Got no money to see me through the night 

Head's spinnin', feel a mess 

Feel my worst, tryin' to act my best 

Got sick on my trousers, got sick on the floor 

Fallin asleep, I'm beginning to snore 

Got to get home, it's the only way 

But I don't know my fucking way 

Cos I'm an alcoholic! 

And I just love the kick! 

I'm dribblin my words, got a glazy stare 

Cos I'm addicted to beer! 

Woke up this morning with the sun In me eyes 

Woke up in the garden, what a surprise 

Half-eaten kebab stuck to my head 

I wish I was asleep in my bed 

Cos now I'm lying here with an aching liver 

In a cold sweat, I'm begging to shiver 

Falling asleep in the trash 

Now I got a nasty rash