In my house
The grass is green all the time
And bird sits in a cage
Watching the Muppet show
RCA dogs stand guard
At my front gate
One broken speaker
One broken eye
In my house
In my house

Sometimes late at night
I turn off all the lights
You can hear them say
Please don't let it end
Watchful eyes of my ancestors
Hang from the walls
In my house
In my house

I spend my days
Living on passion fruit
My refrigerator is filled
With cupcakes and brownies
In my house
Six one half
A dozen the other
In my house
In my house

From what I've heard
Leads me to believe
That the sandman
Is an odd sort of fellow
On the kitchen couch
Watching wallpaper peal
While I'm getting strange
And getting mellow
In my house
In my house