Hey Jack, you really should be watching your back
You're bringing out my bad side
That's right - push a little more, I might crack
Then you're done hun!
They say one innocent little mishap
Can really make it look right
Payback is a better dish served cold - I've been told
Oh! You're in trouble - Oh! Watch out!

You're a bitter pill to swallow
And I'll go as far as I can go
Or I'll get over it tomorrow
Who knows? I’d like to think so
You're a bitter pill to swallow
So cold, the worst that I have known
I'll get over it tomorrow
When I'm sane and sound and sober
When hell freezes over

Here goes, I'm thinking I could tamper with your brakes
And send you on a long drive
Wrapped up in a carpet at the bottom of the lake
Sounds nice…
One blink I'll be slipping you a Mickey in your drink
You better keep your eyes peeled
Payback is a better dish served cold - So I've been told
Oh! Get your game on – Oh! Right now

Chorus

I wonder, should I tie you up and throw you off a cliff?
Or hire me a goon to pay a call?
A poisoned box of chocolates always makes a lovely gift
Or I can poke another pin into my voodoo doll…

Chorus

Oh! You're in trouble - Oh! Watch out!