Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!

Who left the water running?

Why are there no ice cubes?

Who's been squeezing toothpaste

from the middle of the tube?

Who opened up the mail,

left it in disarray?

Who left the car in neutral

before it rolled away?

Well you blame me and I blame the Viking

and I'm pretty sure that answer

must not be to your liking.

But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame.

The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry,

that he's ashamed.

Who used the metal fork in your new teflon pot?

Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?

Who tracked the muddy boots accross the brand new rug?

Left a stain on the coffee table of a giant coffee mug?

And you blame me and I blame the Viking

and I'm pretty sure that answer

must not be to your liking.

But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame.

The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry,

that he's ashamed.

Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!

And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end.

And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!

And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary.

He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!

Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!

Who never cleans their dishes?

Who left the oven on?

Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?

Who left the sink all covered of clippings from their beards?

Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?

Well you blame me and I blame the Viking

but I'm pretty sure that answer

must not be to your liking.

But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame.

The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry,

that he's ashamed.

Well I know a Viking and you don't believe me!

And maybe if you met him it would be a lot more easy in the end.

And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!

And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary.

He's not pretend! Cause that Viking he's my friend!

Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!

And they don't drink beer from skulls.

And they never worn horned hats.

And if I don't know a Viking personally

then you tell me:

How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)

How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)

How the hell did I know that? (Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!)

Cause I know a Viking and you don't believe me!

And maybe if you met him this would be a lot more easy in the end.

And sure he's a bit clumsy but he's not imaginary!

And he's relatively nice for a blood-thirsty mercenary.

He's not pretend!

Cause that Viking he's my friend!