The second cat we are introduced to is "The Rum Tum Tugger," 
a playful prankster that the female cats find extremely attractive. 
Tugger explains how fussy he can be: he wants what he doesn`t have, 

and doesn`t want what`s offered to him. The one thing that he does 

enjoy is being the center of attention, which he is throughout 
the number. 
ALL: 
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
If you offer me pheasant, I`d rather have grouse 

If you put me in a house, I would much prefer a flat 
If you put me in a flat, I would rather have a house 
If you set me on a mouse, then I only want a rat 
If you set me on a rat, then I`d rather chase a mouse 

ALL: 
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
And there isn`t any need for me to shout it 

ALL: 
For he will do as he did do 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
And there`s nothing doing about it 

ALL: 
The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
When you let me in, then I want to go out 

I`m always on the wrong side of every door 
And as soon as I`m at home, then I`d like to get about 
I like to lie in the bureau drawer 
And I make such a fuss if I can`t get out 

ALL: 
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
And there isn`t any need for you to doubt it 

ALL: 
For he will do as he did do 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
And there`s no doing anything about it 

ALL: 
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
My disobliging ways are a matter of habit 

If you offer me fish, then I always want a feast 
When there isn`t any fish, then I won`t eat rabbit 
If you offer me cream, then I sniff and sneer 
For I only like what I find for myself 

So you`ll catch me in it right up to my ears 
If you put it away on the larder shelf 

ALL: 
The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing 
The Rum Tum Tugger 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
Doesn`t care for a cuddle 
But I`ll leap upon your lap in the middle of your sewing 
For there`s nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle 

ALL: 
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat 
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn`t care for a cuddle 
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
And there isn`t any need for me to spout it 

ALL: 
For he will do as he did do 

RUM TUM TUGGER: 
And there`s nothing doing about it!