Verse1x:
Cool and crisp, it's a copacetic night.
The perfect time to set things right,
And I'm going to get what's mine,
Taking this evening towards
A perfect amount of alcohol and friends,
Breaking and making new amends,
My oh my man oh man must this be the end?
Must this be the end?

Chorus:
Like a breeze of ice and XTC,
I'm cold, but I still feel everything.
The cherry has gone out,
For this drink will be the last drink,
That we all will drown,
(Crowd vocals)
For this Drink will be the last drink,
That we all will drown.

It's saturday night, I'm all out of beer,
Everyone is getting here,
It's about that time,
To slink in near the table,
For circle of death,
I'm holding my own,
But I cannot see how many cigarettes
That I have got left,
But I sure as hell better have one
For later or in a minute...

Verse2X:
I turn around to find an ex,
Starting at me from the corner of my eye,
I Gatta get the hell out of here before my,
Inner instincts grab a hold of me,
Plus I have to take a whizz,
And there is a long line inside,
There is a bush that has my name on it,
And I'm not, I'm definitely not,
I'm totally not,
Talking about my ex.

Chorus:
Like a breeze of ice and XTC,
I'm cold, but I still feel everything.
The cherry has gone out,
,
For this drink will be the last drink,
That we all will drown,
(Crowd vocals)
For this Drink will be the last drink,
That we all will drown.

Oh SHIT, I JUST GOT ANOTHER SHOT,
Of This, LIQUOR THAT I SHOULD NOT,
HAVE TAKEN, WHEN I SAID I AINT DRUNK,
I WAS FAKING...

Now the room is fading,
Her shadows against the wall,
Slowly turning the corner,
I saw her emerging from the Hall,
Everywhere I'm looking,
No one compares to the beauty,
The stare.
I'm picturing her in underwear.

In the morning, I looked over my shoulder,
But I took a second glance,
For what was there was unspeakble,
A dude wearing no pants.
Now how could this happen to me?
I thought I thought everything through.

Now I can remember what really happened,
That hot chick I thought I saw was a dude with
Long hair and tattoo's,
Why no one stopped me
I have no clue,
What do I do... ?
Or what did I do?
Oh shit, he's waking up,
Time to get the fuck up out of here,
No wait he saw me get up,
"what the hell happened?"
Look I don't fucking know,
But what I do know is,
That was the best fucking nap
I have ever had...