Give praise to the place where you sit
Your face and the space that you talk from
Your teeth and those unlucky lips

I gave you my name and independence
And the best seven years of my life
With twelve months suspended from sentence
And fity-two lovely black eyes

Love ain't like the movies
It blisters and bruises
And knocks you about with its fists
It leaves you a wreckage
All postaged and packaged
And sealed with a Glasgow kiss

You're as pure as the driven
And I should be in prison
Or under a lorry
Becuause I hit you and I'm sorry
But love ain't like the movies
It blisters and bruises
And bites like a dobermann
Never home sober and
Leaves you a wreckage
All postaged and packaged
And sealed wit a Glasgow kiss

I desecrated the ground that you walk on
Put nails in the place where you sit
I wasted the space that you talk from
Your teeth and your unlucky lips
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